rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6)

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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